“You said you’d be my dream
I could have you every night
And if by morning I’d forgotten you
Well no big deal, that’d be all right
Cause you’re the reoccurring kind”—You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will
“I want to talk about something that happened on Tuesday night. About 8 o’clock here on the east coast R&B singer Chris Brown tweeted, “No more planking for me unless it’s on a sexy lady. Lol.” So I saw this tweet and I retweeted it adding, “You spelled “punching” wrong.” Obviously in reference to that fact that Brown was arrested in 2009 for assaulting his then girlfriend Rihanna.
But now in the light of day, I’d like to apologize to Chris Brown and to his fans that are known as ‘Team Breezy.’ To Mr. Brown, I apologize for referencing the fact that you beat the crap out of Rihanna. It was disrespectful of me to draw attention to the fact that you put your girlfriend in the hospital. And further, it was not my place to make people remember that you beat a woman with your fists, leaving her with multiple facial contusions, a bloody nose, and a split lip. I know that now.
I also appreciate the fact that you tweeted me, letting me know that children conduct themselves better than I do. You are correct, and I could only hope to one day mature to the point where I can conduct myself in a more adult manner. Possibly by throwing a chair out of a window and storming out of a building with my shirt off. I ask only for your patience.
To Team Breezy I would also like to say that I’m sorry. Thank you for your thousands of tweets which taught me a lot about the creative possibilities of spelling, grammar, and syntax. Possibilities I couldn’t even imagine before last night. In particular I’d like to thank the female members of Team Breezy, who have taught me that as long as you can sing, you can beat the living hell out of a woman and other women will still love you.
And lastly, I apologize to everyone for using Twitter to subtly address the fact that I think it’s disgusting that a guy who put his girlfriend can, a mere two years later, be warmly welcomed back into society and appear on shows such as Saturday Night Live, as if everything he did magically never happened. It won’t happen again.”
“Really Greg, the only thing Chris Brown is guilty of? A felony.”
I love what you said to that Amber chick. The fat acceptance "movement" if thats what people want to call it fucking disgusts me. More like a bunch of morbidly obese women who want to sit around and justify the fact that they're about to have a heart attack.
Ignorant, shallow minded shit. Perhaps I do not care to share the air with people such as yourself. I'm sure the people you have offended with your remarks are far better human beings, I'm not sure how they could not be. I am average size and certainly not ugly, the way every person on this planet should feel about themselves. Yet I am sending this message to you, as I have an ounce of humanity and not as unintelligent as to think that size effects the person inside. The part that truly matters.
I came here to say you were a total ignorant cunt, but I figure you know that already. On a completely different note, your responses to all this hate is pretty hilarious, congrats on having a decent sense of humor.
Why are you so controversial on your tumblr now? lol Seems like you have been taking a lot of heat
I said something about an obese chick in a bikini, then it got reblogged by I guess one of the obese head hens of tumblr. The fat community didn’t like that I called them out for being unhealthy, and I became a mean grrl. THE REST IS HISTORY.
You being a gigantic cunt doesn't make everybody with even a teensy bit more decency than you a "feminazi" or whatever the fuck. Like I said, you don't actually give a fuck about the issue, and your only concern is being a self-righteous twat with the world's worst personality. Also, it's funny how you assume everybody that is calling you ignorant is fat or ugly. I am neither overweight nor unattractive. I just realize that I'd rather be a happy fatty than an ignorant, miserable shitstain.